A Ranger a Gondor and a Rohan Walk into a Bar

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CPRBird 133

this is the start of a really funny joke (Wink wink nudge nudge)

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Mar 04, 2021 Truck 1480

I trust you. Wink wink nudge nudge.

Mar 04, 2021 Truck 1480

What is the joke?

Mar 04, 2021 CPRBird 133

@Truckidk

Mar 04, 2021 CPRBird 133

@Trucki don't know you decide wink wink nudge nudge

Mar 04, 2021 Truck 1480

Ok here is the joke.

A Ranger a Gondor and a Rohan Walk into a Bar, and the bartender goes,

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

and the Rohan goes, "Thou fool how dareth you tryeth that old one on me! Boromir, smite him."

Unfortunately, Boromir had already had a gallon of ale, so he wasn't thinking straight. He flipped a coin to the bartender.

Éowyn says to Boromir, "Thou daft fool! Aragorn, smite him!"

Aragorn goes, "Sorry, he is kinda like, you know, Gondor royalty, and if I smite him, um, how will Gondor let me be king?"

Éowyn was enraged and flung the bartender at Aragorn. The bartender hit Aragorn in the stomach, sending him staggering backwards into a quite under influence Lord Alcaron. Peril in Pelargir starts.